Tyra Banks and Ashton Kutcher to Make Crappy Reality Show

Two of the biggest attention whores on the planet have united to offer us a new reality TV show. (Courtesy Fox/CW)

World-renowned spaz Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks, who is fresh off the heels of her pant crapping incident, will produce a reality show that puts pretty people in a house together while competing in a beauty contest.. Ummm... hasn't this been done before?

Of course, the show promises there will be a "twist." Perhaps Tyra will take a dump on the floor after each person is eliminated? ABC has asked for 8 episodes of the series. Whatevs.

The Hollywood Reporter says: "The as-yet-untitled project will feature contestants competing in a beauty pageant. Naturally there's a twist, but the network has requested that the concept remain under wraps because the show hasn't started production."

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