Valet Crashes Lindsay Lohan's Borrowed Maserati

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Lindsay Lohan's (borrowed) brand new $130,000 Maserati was got into a fender bender (again) last night when a clutch-happy valet backed into a barricade. The valet worked for Cecconi's restaurant in West Hollywood.

Lohan's Maserati, which has already been crashed once before by her assistant, actually belongs to porn king, Dennis DeSantis, producer of Origami So Horny and Butt Sluts. Lohan denies that he requires any sort of "payment" for loaning her his ride.

A porn king who gives troubled, financially strapped actresses $130,000 cars out of the goodness of his heart? The Easter Bunny is real too, folks.