Victoria Beckham to Hire Ugly Assistant

Victoria Beckham is hiring a personal assistant. Only uglies will be called for interviews. (AP Images)

Victoria Beckham hasn't got confidence issues. Look at that tremendous pout! In a job interview filmed for her reality show, "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America," Victoria announced that hotties need not apply.

"It has to be all about me," Beckham said on the show.

Beckham then asked a young job applicant Renee Gauthier whether she found her soccer star husband David Beckham, attractive. Gauthier answered, "I'm really nervous. No, he's not ugly."

However, the former Posh Spice does have reason to worry as it was widely rumored David had an affair a few years back with his own personal assistant, Rebecca Loos. Why would his eye wander when he has a super-skinny, pouty-lipped wife at home who screams phrases like, "It's all about me!"?

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