West Virginia Storage Unit Poker Game Help Up By \"Troll Dolls\"

A poker game being held in a public storage unit in West Virginia was robbed by two women. (Bodog Beat Image)

Two Thelma and Louise wannabes stuck up a poker home game in Hurricane, West Va., last week, relieving the six participants of $27,000 in cash. Kind of reminds us of that "Barbie Bandit" armed robbery incident in Atlanta last year, except these two would be more along the lines of "Troll Dolls" based on their pictures in the Charleston Gazette.

Anyway, Kimberly Steinbrecher, 34, and Jacqueline Dennis, who is apparently ageless, dressed in camouflage and broke into a building behind Bogey's, a bar near Hurricane, brandishing handguns. From what we can glean from the article, the poker game was being played in a storage unit. So what kind of camouflage did they wear? Cardboard box brown and metal sliding door grey? Steinbrecher has been arrested but Dennis is stiil at-large and police have sated that she is to be considered "armed and dangerous."

Seriously, legal poker rooms just opened in West Virginia. We know, we just wrote about it, and at no point did we say that the poker rooms were going to be inside a public storage unit behind Bogey's near Hurricane. If you're not gonna go and play at these new rooms, then stay at home and play online, it's a whole lot safer than getting held up by the "Troll Dolls."

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