Dallas Cowboys Stadium Charging $90 for Pizza

Tony Romo wouldn't even pay $90 for a no-topping pizza. (AI Wire Images)"]

You would have to be a seriously daft Dallas Cowboys fan if you were willing to pay $90 for a zero-topping pizza. That's right: $90 for a large pizza that has NO toppings. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Bread, sauce and cheese. That's about all you're getting for $90.

Word on the street has it that if you wanted to rent a suite at the new Dallas Cowboys Stadium you'd have to fork over $800,000 for the one-year lease. But that does NOT come with tickets to the game or other events held there...nor does it cover any food or drink costs. You'll have to buy those separately.

But apparently you CAN order a large pizza for your group of friends to enjoy in your rented suite, but the basic pizza pie starts at $90 and toppings will cost you extra.

Let's see now... Over at the Bodog Sportsbook they've got the Dallas Cowboys at 7/1 odds to win the 2009/10 NFC Championship and 15/1 odds to win Super Bowl XLIV. I'd say the Cowboys have a better chance of winning me over as their No. 1 fan (which AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN) than they do of getting me to EVER pay $90 for a stupid pizza, toppings or NO toppings. Ever. As in never in my life.