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David Letterman had a few jokes to make about New York Governor (but not for long) Eliot Spitzer and his alleged involvement in a prostitution ring. Enjoy the "Top 10 Eliot Spitzer Excuses" video above.

Jon Stewart weighed in on the Spitzer issue too with this beauty: "Obviously, the big story tonight known by anyone with a television or a Google alert set to ”˜prostitute’: Eliot Spitzer, the law-and-order governor of New York, caught soliciting sexual favors from a prostitute. Interestingly enough, he was caught on a wiretap, the kind most likely authorized by the law-and-order governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer. Oops."

And if Jon Stewart gets to play, so too does Stephen Colbert: "Personally, folks I don’t care. It’s a private matter, and until the identity of the prostitute or prostitutes is released I’m just gonna have to assume that it’s me. It makes sense. I’ve had the guy on three times. Plus the price they say he paid — $4,300 - that’s my hourly. Of course I only get to take home $500. The rest goes to my manager, Big Stew. Yes, I’m breaking the story on national television right now. Jon Stewart is my pimp."

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