John Daly Gets Sloshed, Arrested at Hooters

John Daly is that drunken uncle you hope never shows up for Christmas dinner. (AP Images)"]

I want to party with John Daly, seriously.

It would be fun for the first couple of hours: free drinks. A smorgasborg of chain-smoking, beer-swilling cougars and an open bar.

After that though, well, it'd pretty much go down the way it did when he decided to chill at Hooters Sunday night.

Daly, a guy who is a pro at golf but a failure at life, was picked up by the police at North Carolina Hooters for being "intoxicated and uncooperative". So basically, he got arrested for being John Daly without a golf club.

According to the report by Fox Winston Salem "Officers placed him in custody for a 24 hour sober up."

How about a 365-day sober up? The guy's blood alcohol level hasn't been under .08 in years.

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