Preposterous Prop of the Day - September 14th, 2006

Odds On: Who will win ABC's reality TV series "Dancing With The Stars?"

Jerry Springer - 15/1

Can the life of Jerry Springer get any lower. He's done everything short of paying a hooker with a post-dated check (oh wait...), and now he's on "Dancing With the Stars", an entertainers last stop before soft-porn (except you Emmit Smith and Jerry Rice, you're legends!). What's even worse, he's the long-shot at 15/1 and Joey Lawrence is ahead of him at 8/1! The only place Joey has danced is to the unemployment line! Poor Jerry, maybe all the toothless hicks that watch his show will send him a vote.

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