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Top Five March Madness Party Schools
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Yes, March Madness is upon us. That means week after week of fantastic basketball action. But what happens after the final whistle blows? You head on over to your favorite college bar and drink two dollar pitchers of Pabst Blue Ribbon, that's what.
Some campuses are better suited for this kind of action than others. And in our continuing quest to solve the riddle of which is the best school to get your par-tay on at this NCAA tournament, Bodog Beat has compiled the following list:
No. 5 - University of Southern California: You're in Los Angeles. You get to watch O.J. Mayo. You have a female student body that looks like castoffs from The Hills. Your life is good. Enjoy the party.
No. 4 - West Virginia: Named by The Princeton Review as the top party school in America for 2007. Fell to No. 4 on our list because, well, it's in West Virginia. "Hey, we're going drinking in Teddy's double-wide tonight."
No. 3 - University of Texas: The atmosphere in Austin is enough to get Hank Hill down and dirty. That says a lot coming from the state's second-leading propane and propane accessories salesman.
No. 2 - University of Georgia: The Bulldogs have no business even being in the NCAA Tournament - just getting there is reason enough to celebrate. Therefore, GU students should party accordingly. Always wanted to drink a five-litre Heineken mini-keg to yourself? Why not use March Madness as your drunken debutante ball? You're probably only going to be here once.
No. 1 - Brigham Young University: Won top spot on Princeton's "Stone Cold Sober" Schools list. Which means two things: 1) it'll be the cheapest drunk you'll ever see and 2) first one to get wasted is instantly the life of the party!
If you can't make it to any of these schools, don't fret. Bodog has replacement excitement in the form of March Madness Prop Bets!