Who Will Kimbo Slice Fight Next?

Kimbo Slice knocked out "Tank" Abbott in 43-seconds. (Photo by Esther Lin from EliteXC)

There was a moment on Saturday night when I thought that David "Tank" Abbott actually had a shot at beating Kevin "Kimbo Slice" Ferguson. Even though he came into the cage wearing two knee braces, hobbling like an arthritic fishing boat captain, I felt a glimmer of hope, a chance that he might KO the "Six-Figga Nigga."

I'm sure the matchmakers at EliteXC felt the same, and a twinge of panic ran through them like a concerned parent seeing their youngest child head off to college. Thankfully for them, "Kimbo" passed his second test in mixed martial arts easily, knocking Abbott around the cage like he was just another bum in a parking lot, while legions of howling fans waved "Kick Ass Kimbo" signs, which rather obviously, had been given to them by the heavily "pro-Kimbo" biased event promoters.

After his second fight, "Kimbo" has spent just over a minute in the cage, not including the amateur fight debacle where he choked out former boxing champion Ray Mercer. Now, as MMA-conspiracy theorists suggest that the "Tank" match was just another worked fight, the rest of us are wondering who "Kimbo" will fight next?

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